|"Rise of the Brave Tangled Whatever"|
| Season 6, episode 26|
|Airdate:||December 22nd, 2013|
|Story:|| David Benioff|
| Written &|
|Trey Parker and Matt Stone|
"Onions are Unbreakable"
"Return of a Legend"
Rise of the Brave Tangled Whatever is the 26th and final episode of the sixth season, and the 143rd and final episode (of the original series) overall. It marks the first and final appearance of the Old Big Four. It also includes the first death of one of the Big Four.
The Big Four have teamed up with Magica Kitchen of the Hill Clan, My Little Lucky Wimpy Stuck, and Dora the Hedgehog Meaty: Investigations and The Adventures of Bat-simpsons time,to bring down the Old Big Four. All the members of MLLWS were killed in the previous episode, and all the members of DtHM:I have left that same episode because they couldn't fuckin' deal with this bullshit. The only remaining members of MKotHC are Hank Hill and Gordon Ramsey,but the entire TABT team is still fighting,The Big Four and the Clan encounter centipedes sent by the Old Four's supposed assistant, but actual leader, Little King John. Gordon Ramsey eats a centipede, spits it out in disgust, and begins to yell at the centipedes for not being tasty,Finn and Bart try killing the centipedes with their sword and sling shot,Ramsey tells the Big Four and Hank and TABT to leave without him. He is never seen again. They next encounter a lawn with tall grass. Hank Hill does his best to resist the urge to mow the lawn, but fails. When he mows the lawn, he turns around to see it has grown back. He mows the rest. He couldn't stop,Homer tells him to snap out of it,but Hank refuses. The Big Four leave him, never encountering him again. They finally meet the Old Big Four as they briefly glimpse Little King John fleeing from the scene. They ignore him and go after the Old Big Four. Shrek and Batman take on Sno Gui, Barry and The Simpsons takes on Woojer, Johnny and Finn and Jake takes on Long Hair Lady, and Cory and the Petes are left with Asstard. The battle goes on for days, as Shrek and Batman throws Sno Gui around while he tries to do snow shit,But Batman beats the living shit out of him. Johnny cuts Long Hair Lady's hair and Finn cuts her with his sword and Johnny pushes her off a cliff or some shit. Cory releases his pussy destroying powers on a female dragon unleashed by Asstard, killing the dragon, But Asstard stuns him,but Little Pete and Big Pete kill Asstard.Homer strangles Woojer but sno gui injures him with a blast of sharp ice Barry decides that he has no choice, and stings Woojer in the face with his upgraded poisonous stinger. Woojer dies, but Sno Gui freezes the weak Barry and steps on him, killing him. Shrek, Cory, and Johnny and TABT unleash their rage on him. Sno Gui is left totally fuckin' mutilated, then Shrek fatally shits on his face with his layer ogre shit. The now Big Three and TABT are victorious, but heartbroken at their lost member. The Big Three decide to part ways. Shrek becomes a God and requires many followers named Brogres. Johnny becomes an ordinary scientist like his sisters, and Cory becomes the pussy destroying sex god pornstar he was meant to be. After one year, they reunite to decorate Barry's grave.and TABT continue on fighting for justice
- This was meant to end the BSTH franchise altogether, but due to negative feedback of the show's end, it was rebooted.